AND FINALLY . . . The sharpest football mascot in the world
The BBC World Service featured Timber Joey last week, who celebrates every goal scored by American MLS team Portland Timbers, by chainsawing off part of a log!
Armed with a Makita, Timber Joey hands the sliced off piece of wood to the goal scorer after the game. He says the chainsaw represents "an emblem of celebration and love”.
Listen to the BBC's Steve Crossman talk to Joey here
And watch a Vice Sports profile of him from last year below
