AND FINALLY . . . Chainsaw thief must have balls of steel!
A man in Florida has been caught on CCTV trying to steal a chainsaw from a garden machinery store - by stuffing it down his shorts!
Anthony Ballard, 28, was captured on video shoving the Stihl in his shorts at the Treasure Coast Lawn Equipment store in Port St Lucie, Florida.
Ballard casually tried to hide the chainsaw with his T-shirt and then left the store, followed by staff. He dumped the saw in a nearby ditch and escaped, only later to be spotted and arrested.
Ballard was arrested on a grand theft charge and taken to county jail.