AND FINALLY . . .
Women fantasise most about seducing their gardeners!
We get many press releases each week here at Service Dealer, but I can honestly say this is the first time we've had one come in from IllicitEncounters.com (honestly!).
Apparently a recent study conducted by the married affairs site has revealed that Gardeners are the top seduction fantasy for women. They surveyed 1500 female members asking them who they would most like to seduce, and gardeners came out on top with 37% of the vote.The question posed was 'Out of the following 7 professions that you may come in contact with in your house at some stage, who would you most like to seduce': - Gardener - 37%
- Electrician - 16%
- Locksmith - 7%
- Plumber - 3%
- Milkman - 4%
- Postman - 14%
- Window Cleaner - 19%
The press release goes to claim, "A-lister Eva Mendes brought the gardener fantasy into popularity when in Desperate Housewives her character enjoyed an illicit encounter with John Rowland the gardener." Now as any self-respecting fan of American trashy soap operas will tell you, Eva Mendes wasn't even in Desperate Housewives. It was Eva Longoria. Which begs the question, if you can't even trust a website encouraging extra-marital affairs, who can you trust?! Spokesperson for IllicitEncounters.com, Claire Page quotes herself saying "Everybody knows the uniform of choice for a gardener is topless, mowing your seemingly endless lawn in the sunshine." This of course doesn't take into account that most gardeners today would be fully versed in the dangers of prolonged exposure to direct sunlight and thus would be more likely to pop a top on.
She also says, "Move over horticulture it's all about hottie-courier," which I don't think even begins to make sense.
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